Pillow Talk

It's pillow talk. It's Britney Spears gyrating underneath sheets in one of her film clips wearing a faux fur vest - Elton John and David Furnish with time on their hands laughing like children, living like lovers, rolling like thunder under the covers. It's taking photos of your lover in bed, it's making home porn and getting a rude shock because it's so shit. It's someone tickling your toes in bed. Footsies under the table. It's love. It's intimacy and the reason why you sometimes don't care about brushing your teeth before ending up in bed.